Comments on: October Caption Contest

By: Dewey Cheatem & How

Dewey Cheatem & How — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:36:26 +0000

We're cutting costs in the closet as well. The bulb's gotta go.

By: mark

mark — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:00:58 +0000

The Partners have sent me to see how many Doc Reviewers it does take to screw in a light bulb.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:50:31 +0000

Congratulations! Your negotiation for a light bulb was successful. The team is still considering your request for bathroom privileges.

By: Name

Name — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:40:30 +0000

The client will be visiting the office shortly. Can't have them see you!

By: angelthelawyer@gmail.com

angelthelawyer@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:52:30 +0000

We try to foster a healthy work environment here. So, we decided to provide you doc monkeys with light… You know, so you can see the cockroaches.

By: Unemployed Attorney

Unemployed Attorney — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:20:53 +0000

“You might need this, but remember it'll be subtracted from your $7.50 an hour rate along with that soda”

By: James

James — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:17:19 +0000

Things are a little tight this year. Just be thankful you got a bonus at all.

By: T-14 and laid off anyway

T-14 and laid off anyway — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:18:14 +0000

Rajiv and Manu in Bangalore need the light bulb in order to review the documents. Even when we mail light bulbs over there it's still a cost savings … “

By: jimharberson

jimharberson — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:10:35 +0000

I thought rats could see in the dark.

By: iammichaelhamilton

iammichaelhamilton — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:09:51 +0000

“Hi- I specialize in litigation support- we are an end to end provider of- blah blah blah- yeah we can do that. yeah we will get it done. There's no job too big for us.”