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Venting

This section is designed for venting over insulting job posts.

From time to time completely and utterly insulting jobs are posted on craigslist. I surmise that many desperate, poor (in more respects than one), and unsuspecting young professionals routinely respond to these insulting ads.

Whether out of a desperate desire for experience, a need for cash at the near poverty level, or sheer boredom– these private practitioners are taking advantage of the market.  At least one other blog has caught on to this and has provided a “grade report” for some despicable craigslist posts.

I have reprinted below ,what is in my opinion, a very wise excerpt from the “grade report” that sums up nicely what this venting section of joblesslawyer.com is all about:

“Look, I’m just annoyed that this nobody law firm, which probably doesn’t pay that much because it can’t be that busy if it can offer a “very good lifestyle” feels it needs to limit its candidate pool to those who are currently employed when, in any other market, tiny law firms would be thanking their lucky stars to have one of the currently laid off attorneys with stellar credentials and qualifications even consider their firm.

Namely, to facilitate the cathartic effect venting can have on the current stupor infiltrated on young lawyers by the current economy.

If nothing else maybe this section can provide some strength to others to push back on these types of offers, to keep the profession noble and respectable, and to publicly ridicule those who wish to prey on the weak.

Please share your stories and check out what I will refer to as the “Hall of Shame” job posts listed over to the right side of this page under subcategories.

  • SWT1

    need bloodsucking lawyer (most likely deferred pay) (Bellingham, WA)

    Date: 2009-10-05, 6:34PM PDT
    Reply to: job-quzfj-1408231337@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    We are looking for one soul-less/bloodsucking lawyer to aid in filing a class action lawsuit against Western Washington University (and perhaps other state institutions) for allowing us to graduate without any usable skills that could help us get jobs. We have looked through countless job postings on craigslist.com and found that we are not qualified for any of them. Said lawyer must be diabolical enough to think this will work. Cannot offer payment, because we don't have jobs, but if you win the case, there will be plenty of money for you.

    Location: Bellingham, WA
    Compensation: plenty if you do your job right
    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

    PostingID: 1408231337
    (http://bellingham.craigslist.org/lgl/1408231337...)

  • SWT1

    Associate Attorney (Midtown West)

    Reply to: job-991754136@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-13, 5:41PM EST

    Fast-paced 20-attorney law firm looking for an eager associate to join our growing practice. We understand that you may be a newly-admitted attorney looking for their first job. We also know that the economy is harsh right now. However, we are willing to give you a chance. Here are the details of this spectacular opportunity:

    * Your salary will be $30,000 per year. We understand that this may be on the low end(since you probably are six figures in debt), but we will be able to give you unlimited opportunities for experience and you'll be making six-figures soon enough. On the other hand, we will bill our clients $300 for every hour of your work; at least you will know your work is valued by us in several ways.

    * There is no health insurance, but we have an on-site 2nd year medical student who will abide by the upmost professional standards take care of any illnesses or injuries that occur, both on-site and off-site.

    * You will be expected to work 12 hour days, six (6) days of week. You will be afforded 1 week of vacation time, and three (3) sick days. Your vacation time is limited to the months of January and February, as we will need you to be in the office while the partners are taking their time off in the summer. The good news is that you will earn vacation and sick pay as soon as you start. The only holidays that the Firm observes are Christmas and Thanksgiving, but you must work a half-day, as we are a busy and important firm who adheres to our clients' needs.

    * Your bonus, if earned (by billing 2100 hours per year), will consist of a one-year membership to a “food-of-the-mouth” club of your choice. In 2008, every associate took advantage of this valuable program and has benefited greatly for their hard work and dedication.

    Please email resume, cover letter, salary history, law school and college transcripts to the address above. We will also need you to take a drug test. All resumes and credentials will be held in strictest confidence

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